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"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

The Moe Howard Installation

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

"I knew it. All Shemp episodes."

"I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy." "Our only hope."

Baaa...humbug.

'Hooray! - My Three Stooges DVD's are here!'

'You, lad. ' 'Yes. Mr. Scrooge.' 'Go to the butcher's...I'm feeling very horny.'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

Eskimo, Eskilarry, Eskicurly

"I hate guarding potatoes with all those eyes staring at me!"

'I hate Christmas, New Year's Day, Lincoln's Birthday, Valentine's Day, George Washington's Birthday, St Patrick's Day, Easter, Mother's Day, Memorial Day, Father's Day,Flag Day,July 4th,Columbus Day, Veteran's Day and Thanksgiving!'

Moe money, moe problems.

When Shemp replaced Curly in The Three Faces Of Eve, Eve's husband found that he preferred Curly.

Merry Austerity Christmas