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"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"What's the big idea comin' in late, Cratchit?..."

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

Bad news - Looks like you caught a humbug.

The Moe Howard Installation

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all,'

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

"I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy." "Our only hope."

"Hey! Who put gas in this bucket?!"

"I knew it. All Shemp episodes."

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Baaa...humbug.

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

'You, lad. ' 'Yes. Mr. Scrooge.' 'Go to the butcher's...I'm feeling very horny.'

'Hooray! - My Three Stooges DVD's are here!'

Eskimo, Eskilarry, Eskicurly

I heard Chelsea Clinton is considering running for the Senate in 2020. Holy Moes-es! The last thing Democrats need is to run another corporate Democrat anti-progressive stooge who's trading off a famous name! You're being too hard on Chelsea. I'm sure she's highly ... wait ... did you say "holy moses" or "holy moes-es?" I've never believed in the bible. But I do believe in The Three Stooges. Chelsea won a lifetime achievement award for ... whatever it is she did.

The Three Stooges Pop-Up Book

'The last one. I feel like a bit of culture.'

He passed away watching his favorite show...the Three Stooges

"I hate guarding potatoes with all those eyes staring at me!"

Moe money, moe problems.

When Shemp replaced Curly in The Three Faces Of Eve, Eve's husband found that he preferred Curly.

Merry Austerity Christmas

'I hate Christmas, New Year's Day, Lincoln's Birthday, Valentine's Day, George Washington's Birthday, St Patrick's Day, Easter, Mother's Day, Memorial Day, Father's Day,Flag Day,July 4th,Columbus Day, Veteran's Day and Thanksgiving!'

I give you: Octo-Cola. What? The drink for people in their 80s who want an energy boost to play Scrabble on Facebook. Do I know you? I know you. And I want to thank you for sharing all your personal info on Facebook. It's a great way to get you the products and services you care about. As an aside, I'm sorry about your stinky foot condition. Fisticuffs to ensue.