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'You, lad. ' 'Yes. Mr. Scrooge.' 'Go to the butcher's...I'm feeling very horny.'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Snake in the grass...

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Danger: Falling animals

Game time.

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

God's Double Whammy.

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

Snake Tempts Adam With Mobile Phone.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"