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Trump - The curly years

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

Hyenas as Pets

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Evil Villain.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

He's disappointed --- He came here because he thought the song went "New York, New York, it's an elephant town."

"What's the big idea comin' in late, Cratchit?..."

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Sciense. How can biodiversity be decreasing with so many species of Pokemon out there?

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

"Go ahead if you see something you like, but I'm afraid my fast food days are over."

Europe has too few vaccines

'Nice Touch!'

Billions and Billions

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

The Moe Howard Installation

'We're agreed then - no more purring or tail wagging until our demands are met.'

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

True biblical stories.

'Don't hurt it.'

Captain Pointy No.23 - Stuck on a stakeout

"He thinks he's God's gift to sea elephants!"