Three Stooges Enthusiasts T-Shirts

I'm to believe that various famous men over the years have left you money and jewelry? Disbelieve if you choose. And you haven't spent a cent? those men can't buy me. I won't spend their money. I'm my own woman. One hundred percent funded by my own hard work, social security, and sometimes I dig into the principal left by Moe and Curly. I'm going to need some time. I'd expect. Want a hot cocoa on the Stooges?

Eskimo, Eskilarry, Eskicurly

"That'll be five bucks."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Rocking Horse

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

Toy Store/Battery Store

Seneca

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Toys for Tots

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

"What's the big idea comin' in late, Cratchit?..."

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

The Moe Howard Installation

'There's no room for water!'

It's another toga party

"I was hoping for something more Instagrammable."

'He has so much stuff, toys and gadgets so now we punish him by sending him to our room.'

"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"

"Carpe vino! Seize the wine!"

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all,'

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

Old Man Playing Alongside Baby.

'I only come here to let my slinky go.'

'Dad, we're already bored with our new toys. How many days until next Christmas?'

'Bears are carnivores!'

Grecian blonde

Oh, hey, the music's starting. Can I call you right back? Inside a Jack-in-the-box.