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When Shemp replaced Curly in The Three Faces Of Eve, Eve's husband found that he preferred Curly.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Location, location, location!

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

William Tell Executions.

"Any time Christmas falls on the full moon—we've got problems!"

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

Bigfoot of Sherwood Forest

"What's the big idea comin' in late, Cratchit?..."

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

"It's John Paul Yeti."

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

Bad news - Looks like you caught a humbug.

"It's a little late to back out of a plea bargain agreement."

Brothers Grimm

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'