Three Stooges Buff Mugs

Trump - The curly years

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

Hyenas as Pets

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Evil Villain.

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"Go ahead if you see something you like, but I'm afraid my fast food days are over."

Europe has too few vaccines

'Nice Touch!'

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

The Moe Howard Installation

'We're agreed then - no more purring or tail wagging until our demands are met.'

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

True biblical stories.

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

"He thinks he's God's gift to sea elephants!"

Captain Pointy No.23 - Stuck on a stakeout