Scrooge Fan Mugs

Baaa...humbug.

Bad news - Looks like you caught a humbug.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"What's the big idea comin' in late, Cratchit?..."

How to wear a false moustache.

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

The Moe Howard Installation

"I miss the scarecrow."

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

Scary Scarecrow

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all,'

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

"I knew it. All Shemp episodes."

"I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy." "Our only hope."

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Full Harvest Moon

"Hey! Who put gas in this bucket?!"

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

A Fox Hunter gets Angry with a Scarecrow.

'The last one. I feel like a bit of culture.'

The Three Stooges Pop-Up Book

I heard Chelsea Clinton is considering running for the Senate in 2020. Holy Moes-es! The last thing Democrats need is to run another corporate Democrat anti-progressive stooge who's trading off a famous name! You're being too hard on Chelsea. I'm sure she's highly ... wait ... did you say "holy moses" or "holy moes-es?" I've never believed in the bible. But I do believe in The Three Stooges. Chelsea won a lifetime achievement award for ... whatever it is she did.

'You, lad. ' 'Yes. Mr. Scrooge.' 'Go to the butcher's...I'm feeling very horny.'