Scorpio Admirer T-Shirts

Joan was a true believer in Astrology. However, this was the first time she had come face to face with a real member of the Zodiac... a giant scorpio!

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Love

Scarecrows guarding a field

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

'I know what you're thinking.'

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

I'm tired of working, Randy. One of my ancestors put it best. It was the early days of the Roman republic. Randius Taylorus Maximus was a soldier in the Roman phalanx. That bored him to death. All the clumsy formations, all the cumbersome gear, all the losing ... so he deserted and joined up with the Spartans. That's where he stopped "working" for a living, and got to do what he loved. He got to oil up and go into battle half-naked, with nothing but his shield, his sword and his loincloth. Years

Walter The Sea Monster

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

'Man, am I hungover. Hope I haven't done anything stup... Hey, where did THAT come from?'

The Self-Regulation of the Press.

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

Paris Hilton

Hubble Telescope

'He was too chatty. I don't like small talk. Too much gibber, not enough jabber.'

Shadow

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"...And of course, I'm Corgi registered."

Speeding again, Margaret?

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.

"He's a Prince Charles Spaniel."

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

"A source close to the Royals tells me that..."

"I'm good thanks."

"Damian always wanted the trophy wife"

No caption (A male angel proposes to a female angel. He is on one knee and holding an open ring box that contains a halo).

Cornucopia of space

"I'm tired of using this broom all the time!" "Try using the car."