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Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Alanis Morissette

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Drummer

"He gets easily abstracted."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Hollywood producer.

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

TV stage door

Giuseppe Verdi

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Edvard Grieg.

Loud Chorister

Major and minor keys

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

Celine Dion

Sir Oliver Murgatroyd

'Can he play anything else besides 'Kitten on the Keys'?'

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

Cole Porter

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

John Rutter

Justin Bieber

Mike Rutherford

Joan was a true believer in Astrology. However, this was the first time she had come face to face with a real member of the Zodiac... a giant scorpio!

"You do know, don't you, that Frank was raised by sopranos. . .?"

"Quick, get the fire eater!"

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

Count Basie

Pianist wearing face mask.