Soprano Admirer Gifts

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"He gets easily abstracted."

Drummer

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Tosca stabs Scarpia

Hollywood producer.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

TV stage door

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

Giuseppe Verdi

Edvard Grieg.

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Loud Chorister

Major and minor keys

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

Celine Dion

Sir Oliver Murgatroyd

'Can he play anything else besides 'Kitten on the Keys'?'

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

Joan was a true believer in Astrology. However, this was the first time she had come face to face with a real member of the Zodiac... a giant scorpio!

Pianist wearing face mask.

"Quick, get the fire eater!"

"You do know, don't you, that Frank was raised by sopranos. . .?"

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

"Personally, I prefer a piano bar."

Singing is everyone's shower rights.