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'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

IMHOtep

A wiser and a better man

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

The Authentic Christmas.

Trusting

Saguaro Cacti.

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Gone to Lunch.

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

'Grandpa says there are good banks and bad banks, and I hope you're a good bank.'

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper."

"It's not just his rapier wit that intimidates."

'Apparently it's something to do with our methane gas output.'

'If you're alive this time next week, you'll be living beyond your means.'

How Scientists Work

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

"Hey, Robinson Crusoe! Taking the laundry to mommy? Wow, you sure know how to 'rough it'! Haha!!" "Just ignore them." "Can you bring us back some of her blueberry pie? Ha!"

'All of my money is in a high interest account - everyone's highly interested in it.'

'It says: 'Do not use if seal is broken'.'