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Dung Beetle pushing the world around.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

A wiser and a better man

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

Mitch learns he is not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

Saguaro Cacti.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

Trusting

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

'It will cure every ailment known to man, the only side effect is, you'll choke to death trying to swallow it.'

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

The Return of Guarded Optimism

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

A fortune cookie for investors.

The Stock Market and Personal Income.

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'

'The market's been all over the place, today.'

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'