Scarab Sage Pillows

Dung Beetle pushing the world around.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

A wiser and a better man

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

Mitch learns he is not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

Trusting

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Saguaro Cacti.

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

'It will cure every ailment known to man, the only side effect is, you'll choke to death trying to swallow it.'

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

The Return of Guarded Optimism

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

A fortune cookie for investors.

The Stock Market and Personal Income.

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'

'The market's been all over the place, today.'

'Grandpa says there are good banks and bad banks, and I hope you're a good bank.'