Canine Sage Pillows

"Do not chase the tail, for the tail is already yours."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

One way only.

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

Fish near-death experiences.

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

The Return of Guarded Optimism

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

A fortune cookie for investors.

The Stock Market and Personal Income.

'The market's been all over the place, today.'

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

Long and Short Term Investments.

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

'This equation of economic theory attempts to predict the results of a speculative trade, a day after it is placed.'

Stockbrokers - The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away."

Investor's Nightmare.

'It's not what you buy. It's when you buy.'

Stock market full recovery?