Canine Sage Pillows

"Do not chase the tail, for the tail is already yours."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

One way only.

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

Fish near-death experiences.

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

The Return of Guarded Optimism

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

A fortune cookie for investors.

The Stock Market and Personal Income.

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

'The market's been all over the place, today.'

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

This salad tastes funky� Is this ranch dressing? Oh, I'm sorry, sir� I thought you ordered raunch dressing.

Long and Short Term Investments.

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'This equation of economic theory attempts to predict the results of a speculative trade, a day after it is placed.'

Stockbrokers - The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away."

Investor's Nightmare.

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'