Furry Friend Sage Pillows

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

One way only.

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

"He's a real dog person."

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."