Furry Sage Pillows

'Trust me kid: You never really know if you have a good master until you stop being cute...'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

The Return of Guarded Optimism

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

A fortune cookie for investors.

The Stock Market and Personal Income.

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'

'The market's been all over the place, today.'

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

"I hope it's not contagious."

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

Long and Short Term Investments.