Cue Stick Sage Pillows

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

I love embroidery

One way only.

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

The Return of Guarded Optimism

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

A fortune cookie for investors.

"You don't need English on every shot."

The Stock Market and Personal Income.

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'

'The market's been all over the place, today.'

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

Long and Short Term Investments.

'This equation of economic theory attempts to predict the results of a speculative trade, a day after it is placed.'

Stockbrokers - The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away."

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

Investor's Nightmare.

Stock market full recovery?

"Do you want to add something about not trying to time the market?"

'It's not what you buy. It's when you buy.'