Kitchen Sage Pillows

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Fumes from furniture

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"First you make a roux."

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

Saguaro Cacti.

Fish near-death experiences.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

Customers Wanted

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

"No wonder it's not done. You've got it set on grow."

Mother knows best.

'I just love the change of seasons.'

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

"You tell him it needs more salt, I'm not telling him!"

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'

Country & High Brow.

"I think you've crossed the line, Alphonse, from seasoning to herbal medicine."

A rejoinder.

Agoraphobic's shrine

"No, it's my husband that's expired. Is his credit card still good?"