Kitchen Sage Prints

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"First you make a roux."

Fumes from furniture

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

Saguaro Cacti.

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

Fish near-death experiences.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

Customers Wanted

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

This salad tastes funky� Is this ranch dressing? Oh, I'm sorry, sir� I thought you ordered raunch dressing.

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

Economists generally agree that consumers don't trust products that cost too little. If an item is too inexpensive, it seems cheap. A higher cost connotes quality. Price hike! Beware the rabid capitalist bearing economic theory.

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

What can I get you? Something light but filling. Flavorful but not too spicy. Healthy but not boring. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Something right in the middle. Neither here nor there. It must walk the line of non-offensive yet opinionated. I wonder if Arby's is taking applications. If I eat a sandwich in the woods and no one is around, do I make a sound?

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

"No wonder it's not done. You've got it set on grow."

"You tell him it needs more salt, I'm not telling him!"

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

'I just love the change of seasons.'

Mother knows best.

'Your Dell went to hell.'

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'

A rejoinder.

"I think you've crossed the line, Alphonse, from seasoning to herbal medicine."

Country & High Brow.

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