Wine Cellar Sage Prints

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

Fish near-death experiences.

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

Anatomy of a freezer drawer

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

This salad tastes funky� Is this ranch dressing? Oh, I'm sorry, sir� I thought you ordered raunch dressing.

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

What can I get you? Something light but filling. Flavorful but not too spicy. Healthy but not boring. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Something right in the middle. Neither here nor there. It must walk the line of non-offensive yet opinionated. I wonder if Arby's is taking applications. If I eat a sandwich in the woods and no one is around, do I make a sound?

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

"Of all the lazy, lowdown, deadbeat, pathetic losers you've ever met who had the most influence on you?"

"I see that the dow is up today."

"You tell him it needs more salt, I'm not telling him!"

'Hey newbie. Just ease and squeeze, ease and squeeze!'

'I just love the change of seasons.'

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'

Country & High Brow.

"Sorry about that - just clearing my throat."

"I think you've crossed the line, Alphonse, from seasoning to herbal medicine."

"Economists have predicted eight of the last five recessions."

"O, that we could harness this wisdom."

Culinary School. Just taste it to check the seasoning --- You don't need to proofread you alphabet soup.

CO2 emissions

"This is lovely, Mike, but what I wanted was for you to do me a solid."

'Well, go and browse somewhere else!'

"Do not chase the tail, for the tail is already yours."

"Not right now - can I get back to you when I've aged my wine collection?"