Wine Cellar Sage Gifts

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

Fish near-death experiences.

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

Anatomy of a freezer drawer

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

"You tell him it needs more salt, I'm not telling him!"

"Of all the lazy, lowdown, deadbeat, pathetic losers you've ever met who had the most influence on you?"

'Hey newbie. Just ease and squeeze, ease and squeeze!'

"I see that the dow is up today."

'I just love the change of seasons.'

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'

Country & High Brow.

"Sorry about that - just clearing my throat."

"I think you've crossed the line, Alphonse, from seasoning to herbal medicine."

"Economists have predicted eight of the last five recessions."

"This is lovely, Mike, but what I wanted was for you to do me a solid."

CO2 emissions

"O, that we could harness this wisdom."

'Well, go and browse somewhere else!'

"Do not chase the tail, for the tail is already yours."

'I don't care how great the '61 Lafite is, Paul. You opened it in '97.'

"Not right now - can I get back to you when I've aged my wine collection?"