Cocktail Sage Gifts

"Of all the lazy, lowdown, deadbeat, pathetic losers you've ever met who had the most influence on you?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Pina Coladas

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"I love this time of day."

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Espresso Martini Peacock

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.