Cocktail Sage Mugs

"Of all the lazy, lowdown, deadbeat, pathetic losers you've ever met who had the most influence on you?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Cocktails on the verandah.

I could have danced all night!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Pina Coladas

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"I love this time of day."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

In case of emergency, break glass.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Margarita

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Espresso Martini Peacock

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"