Cellar Sage Mugs

Find witty and charming mugs perfect for your cellar sage—ideal for sipping their favorite brew or wine while they craft, reflect, or unwind with a touch of humor and wisdom.

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'I don't care how great the '61 Lafite is, Paul. You opened it in '97.'

'I don't care how great the '61 Lafite is, Paul. You opened it in '97.' mockup

'I don't care how great the '61 Lafite is, Paul. You opened it in '97.'

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"Not right now - can I get back to you when I've aged my wine collection?"

"Not right now - can I get back to you when I've aged my wine collection?" mockup

"Not right now - can I get back to you when I've aged my wine collection?"

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"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?" mockup

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

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'The hair specialist is down the hall.' mockup

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

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Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill mockup

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

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'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'When investment bankers give parental advice' mockup

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

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"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?" mockup

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

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"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense." mockup

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

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'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.' mockup

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

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'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.' mockup

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

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"First you make a roux."

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"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall." mockup

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

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"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes." mockup

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

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"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

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Melissa's Mark Prediction Service mockup

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

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The Authentic Christmas.

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'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.' mockup

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

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Saguaro Cacti.

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"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine." mockup

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

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'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?' mockup

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

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'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.' mockup

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

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'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.' mockup

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

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'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...! mockup

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

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Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic. mockup

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

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"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios." mockup

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

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The Return of Guarded Optimism

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"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?" mockup

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

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A fortune cookie for investors.

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The Stock Market and Personal Income. mockup

The Stock Market and Personal Income.

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'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.' mockup

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

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'The market's been all over the place, today.'

'The market's been all over the place, today.' mockup

'The market's been all over the place, today.'

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Anatomy of a freezer drawer

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China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!' mockup

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'

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'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?' mockup

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

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Cellar Sage Mugs Collection

Cellar Sage Pillows

Browse our cozy pillows for cellar sages—bring personality and comfort to their creative space or favorite lounging spot.

Cellar Sage Prints

Decorate a creative space with our prints for cellar sages—highlight their love for craftsmanship and aged wisdom in style.

Cellar Sage T-Shirts

Discover witty and stylish t-shirts designed for cellar sages—great attire for craft nights, relaxation, or making a statement about their passions.