Sandwich Sage Mugs

What can I get you? Something light but filling. Flavorful but not too spicy. Healthy but not boring. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Something right in the middle. Neither here nor there. It must walk the line of non-offensive yet opinionated. I wonder if Arby's is taking applications. If I eat a sandwich in the woods and no one is around, do I make a sound?

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Dog stretching before a walk.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"How are we on bread?"

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Downward-facing dog vs upward-looking cat.

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

This salad tastes funky� Is this ranch dressing? Oh, I'm sorry, sir� I thought you ordered raunch dressing.

Before you learn to make the perfect ale, my son, you must first learn to make the perfect little bowl of nuts and pretzels.

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

"There is some evidence that chocolate can be good for you... But the health benefits tend to fade after the first 20 kilos."

"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."

"My stupid yoga mat is broken!"

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

"If you don't want to know the score..."

Jesus Saves

"You tell him it needs more salt, I'm not telling him!"

'I just love the change of seasons.'