Sweet Tooth Sage Mugs

'It's not a candy store... it's an Accounting firm.'

"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."

'Which side of this cake is the left side?'

"There is some evidence that chocolate can be good for you... But the health benefits tend to fade after the first 20 kilos."

'Billy, I want to interest you in our new Kandy Kredit Kard.'

"You can have the cherry - I'm on a diet."

Lady of the Cake.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Layer cake

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Baker Romance

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'