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'It's not a candy store... it's an Accounting firm.'

"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."

'Which side of this cake is the left side?'

"There is some evidence that chocolate can be good for you... But the health benefits tend to fade after the first 20 kilos."

'Billy, I want to interest you in our new Kandy Kredit Kard.'

"You can have the cherry - I'm on a diet."

Lady of the Cake.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Too much sugar."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Layer cake

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."