Seafood Sage Pillows

Fish near-death experiences.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"First you make a roux."

The Authentic Christmas.

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

The chairman's boat springs a leak: 'Just keep bailing and never mind the wisecracks.'

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

Captain Thomas Coram.

'Joeys rarely hae geoducks.'

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

The Return of Guarded Optimism

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

A fortune cookie for investors.

The Stock Market and Personal Income.

"Waiter, there's a fly in my trout!"

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'