Salmon Sage Pillows

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"First you make a roux."

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Fumes from furniture

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

Saguaro Cacti.

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

The chairman's boat springs a leak: 'Just keep bailing and never mind the wisecracks.'

Fish near-death experiences.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

"It needs more old salt."

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

'No, sorry, money is the root of all evil!'

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

"You tell him it needs more salt, I'm not telling him!"

'I just love the change of seasons.'

Bacteria Special Offer

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'

Country & High Brow.