Seafood Sage Mugs

Fish near-death experiences.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

The Authentic Christmas.

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

"First you make a roux."

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

The chairman's boat springs a leak: 'Just keep bailing and never mind the wisecracks.'

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Joeys rarely hae geoducks.'

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

Captain Thomas Coram.

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

The Return of Guarded Optimism

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

A fortune cookie for investors.

"Waiter, there's a fly in my trout!"

The Stock Market and Personal Income.

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

Before you learn to make the perfect ale, my son, you must first learn to make the perfect little bowl of nuts and pretzels.

"It's the gluten-free edition."

"I hope it's not contagious."