Seaside Sage Pillows

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

One way only.

Saguaro Cacti.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

The chairman's boat springs a leak: 'Just keep bailing and never mind the wisecracks.'

Fish near-death experiences.

Captain Thomas Coram.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

"So did you have to wear a mask when you were sunbathing?"

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

"It needs more old salt."

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

The Senior Citizen Surfer

Caution - Sign partly concealed by bush

" guess we can relax. They say they're Zulu Surfer Dudes."

"Great waves to day, dude!"

Sooner or Later

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of refereeing are the hardest.'

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