Sideline Sage Pillows

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of refereeing are the hardest.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"I AM at my usual position."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Music producers.

One way only.

Cheerleaders

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"