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"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Horror movies

The Food Chain

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

Shark infested custard!

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'I hate evolution!'

Shark food pyramid.

Stop Human Footing

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

Shark Fishing

Card shark

It's hammerhead time

Wordplay: Dilemma.

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'