Sandy Situations Gifts

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

Captain in a storm

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

Commuters dancing in the rain.

'Don't they look silly?'

'Have you noticed it, too?'

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

'It's the plumber ... '

'I'm a herbologist. I study this guy.'

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

"Four bedrooms, oceanfront property, and it's in our price range?! What's the catch?"

Earthquake Lawn Bowls

Twisters

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

"We've got water views again."

'Darling, I've brought mom round for tea! I hope it won't spoil my surprise!'

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

'Aaaahhhh.... One giant kitty litter box.'

A man playing a video game called Anaconda Attack is wrapped up in game console cord.

"Wait a minute! I just robbed my own house!"

"I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to pitch in for a new contact lens."

"Daddy always begged me not to marry a cactus farmer!"

"I wonder if I should tell him he's a transvestite!?"

In the embarrassment cemetery

'Who needs guvmint anyway?'

"It's not just earthquake-resistant paint - it's also that earthquakes hate this particular shade of pink."

Sandpit Egg Timer.

'I can't think of a polite way to ask Joaquin Phoenix to get off of our couch.'

Extreme weather hits America.