Sandy Situations Pillows

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

Captain in a storm

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

Commuters dancing in the rain.

'Don't they look silly?'

'Have you noticed it, too?'

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

'It's the plumber ... '

'I'm a herbologist. I study this guy.'

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

"Four bedrooms, oceanfront property, and it's in our price range?! What's the catch?"

Twisters

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

'Darling, I've brought mom round for tea! I hope it won't spoil my surprise!'

"We've got water views again."

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

A man playing a video game called Anaconda Attack is wrapped up in game console cord.

'Aaaahhhh.... One giant kitty litter box.'

In the embarrassment cemetery

"Wait a minute! I just robbed my own house!"

"Daddy always begged me not to marry a cactus farmer!"

"I wonder if I should tell him he's a transvestite!?"

"I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to pitch in for a new contact lens."

'Who needs guvmint anyway?'

"It's not just earthquake-resistant paint - it's also that earthquakes hate this particular shade of pink."

'I can't think of a polite way to ask Joaquin Phoenix to get off of our couch.'

Extreme weather hits America.

Sandpit Egg Timer.

'Our line is dead. Sometimes my old boyfriend goes off his medication.'