Sandy Spectacles Pillows

"I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to pitch in for a new contact lens."

Building Sandcastles.

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

'No cheating'

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

The public was right

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

Matador.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

Crab conductor.

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

'I am afraid Mr Cyclops, they only come in pairs.'

"Four bedrooms, oceanfront property, and it's in our price range?! What's the catch?"

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

Sale. Everything Must Go.

Deer with flip-flops

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand into our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

'Aaaahhhh.... One giant kitty litter box.'

Camel Boom Box

'It'll never work, Richard. We're too different. For example, I only like a parade...'

Necessary glasses

Prescription windshield

"You know, it would be a lot easier to find my glasses if I had my glasses on!"

The Happy Family - Viewing the Menagerie

"We would like a room with a mirage view."

"Have you seen the glasses I had on when I came in."

Sear Glasses

"Could you change a battery, please?"

'I wouldn't go that way if I were you.'