Sandy Satirist Pillows

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Honest Vending

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

Champagne at the hunt

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

"Wait a minute! This is a copy of 'TV Guide.' "

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

"He left with two other slices of bread, turkey, bacon, lettuce and toothpicks. I think they went clubbing."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Difference between regular and French onion soup? "When I serve the French onion soup, I sneer."

"Hows the protest song coming along Bill?"

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

"I'm the king of the jungle! Why do I always get the hand-me-down phones?"

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online."

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

"I hate it when they dress you with their eyes."

'That's quite a bit you're inheriting. I suppose you realize this will force you to start learning about wine.'

'This is totally bananas!'