Sandy Spectacles Gifts

"I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to pitch in for a new contact lens."

Building Sandcastles.

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

'No cheating'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

The public was right

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

Matador.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

Crab conductor.

"Stop. I've got sand in my shoe again."

"Four bedrooms, oceanfront property, and it's in our price range?! What's the catch?"

'I am afraid Mr Cyclops, they only come in pairs.'

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

Sale. Everything Must Go.

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

Deer with flip-flops

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand into our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Camel Boom Box

'Aaaahhhh.... One giant kitty litter box.'

'It'll never work, Richard. We're too different. For example, I only like a parade...'

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

Necessary glasses

Prescription windshield

"You know, it would be a lot easier to find my glasses if I had my glasses on!"

"We would like a room with a mirage view."

The Happy Family - Viewing the Menagerie

"Have you seen the glasses I had on when I came in."

Sear Glasses

"Could you change a battery, please?"