Sandy Landscapes Gifts

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Sunbathers.

Motor Tourism

The Adventures of God

Building giant sand pies.

A Tumble Cow

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

"Thanks again, kid!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Hotel Room

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

J. M. W. Turner

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

Vast Wasteland Ahead

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

"Well, the drought is over."