Sandy Landscapes Gifts

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Motor Tourism

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Sunbathers.

The Adventures of God

A Tumble Cow

Building giant sand pies.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"Thanks again, kid!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

J. M. W. Turner

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

Hotel Room

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

Vast Wasteland Ahead

The painting Painter

"Well, the drought is over."

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.