Desolate Landscapes Gifts

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Motor Tourism

Emergency Phone.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

The Adventures of God

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

A Tumble Cow

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Art of Surviving

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

Hotel Room

J. M. W. Turner

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

"Beware of dog"

"Well, the drought is over."

The painting Painter

Vast Wasteland Ahead

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.