Golfer In A Wasteland Gifts

2042

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

"At least my putting has improved."

'Putter'.

Golf Crime Scene.

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

'Do you mind if I play through?'

"IV!"

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

Using Science In Fashion Design

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

A goose loose on the golf course.

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

Practical Yolkers.

The 19th hole

Golf ball in birds nest

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

Golfing Accident

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

Golf mole

How to tell you're playing a low budget golf course.

Observing a hydnoraceae on the 14th, Professor Brinley sportingly pitched rather than putted.

Drawing of ancient golfer

Books. Ernest Hemingway Festival. Did you read Hemingway's book "Across the River and Into the Trees"? No. I didn't even know he played golf.

'Actually, it's funny you should say that - I'm bored stupid too.'

Pirate Flag on Golf Course.

Caveman's Clubs.