Golfer In A Wasteland Mugs

2042

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

"At least my putting has improved."

'Putter'.

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

Golf Crime Scene.

"IV!"

'Do you mind if I play through?'

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

Using Science In Fashion Design

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

A goose loose on the golf course.

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

Golfing Accident

Golf ball in birds nest

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

The 19th hole

Practical Yolkers.

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

Golf mole

Observing a hydnoraceae on the 14th, Professor Brinley sportingly pitched rather than putted.

Drawing of ancient golfer

'Actually, it's funny you should say that - I'm bored stupid too.'

Pirate Flag on Golf Course.

Caveman's Clubs.

Doctor has put a golfing glove not a surgical glove on.