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2042

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

"At least my putting has improved."

'Putter'.

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

Golf Crime Scene.

"IV!"

'Do you mind if I play through?'

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

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"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

A goose loose on the golf course.

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

Golfing Accident

Golf ball in birds nest

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

The 19th hole

Practical Yolkers.

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

Golf mole

Observing a hydnoraceae on the 14th, Professor Brinley sportingly pitched rather than putted.

Drawing of ancient golfer

'Actually, it's funny you should say that - I'm bored stupid too.'

Pirate Flag on Golf Course.

Caveman's Clubs.

Doctor has put a golfing glove not a surgical glove on.