Desolate Landscapes T-Shirts

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

The Adventures of God

Emergency Phone.

Motor Tourism

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

A Tumble Cow

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Art of Surviving

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

Hotel Room

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

J. M. W. Turner

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

The painting Painter

Vast Wasteland Ahead

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"Beware of dog"

Artist paints an artist.

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

"Well, the drought is over."