Sandals Pillows

'Ooooh, convertible!'

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A women in a shoeshop.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Shoe addict.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Sunbathers.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Useless add-ons.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Bigfoot"

New Shoes.

wattle covers

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

Scarf puts hat back on.

"I stand corrected."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Vivienne Westwood

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic