Sandals Enthusiast Pillows

"Don't worry about the box - I'll wear them home."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

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Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

Consenting Adults.

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Best to keep downwind.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.