Socks And Sandals Supporter Pillows

Beard, socks and sandals.

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Snail with pc monitor.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

An snail shell with a chimney

Missing Sock

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."