Socks And Sandals Supporter Pillows

Beard, socks and sandals.

'Do you think that's wise?'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Snail with pc monitor.

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Starfish doing the wave.

Christmas Socks

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Don't go in there!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'

Notice - Salt Kills

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."

Missing Sock

Don't worry, it's not broken: I'm an invertebrate...

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!