Sandals Enthusiast Gifts

"Don't worry about the box - I'll wear them home."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'Best to keep downwind.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Consenting Adults.

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."