Sandals Mugs

'Ooooh, convertible!'

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A women in a shoeshop.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Shoes.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Emergency Hipster Beard

Useless add-ons.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Shoe addict.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Sunbathers.

wattle covers

"I stand corrected."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Overkill, dude."

'I think there's been some mistake...'