Floating Shoe Lover Pillows

"I should stop buying shoes."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

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A women in a shoeshop.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

We stock ALL sizes...

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

No Swimming Allowed

The Wedge Shoe at Work

'They're pinching my toes!'

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

The girl with the sensible shoes.

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

A girl with a dog and balloons

Trying on boots

Man says his pockets aren't big enough to fit a lady's tennis shoes.

"It's been a tough day. I'll have a suede boot with a spectator pump chaser."

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"